Ballad of Burress (somewhat to the Beverly Hillbillies tune)

**disclaimer…the following is neither tasteful, nor good.  It’s just been one of those days.

Want to tell you all a story bout a man named Plax

Pulled a Barney Fife, really got the league vexed

Poking fun of this is really kind of crude

Since the league and the law have got him pretty screwed

Suspension that is, four games, 2 1/2 years

Now Plax is just fine, says his agent, Drew

And the Giants still win without him on the crew

But this old broad couldn’t let the chance pass,

So I grabbed up his backup, so I can kick some a$$.

Hixon that is.  Five receptions.  71 yards.

~ by nonamiss on December 2, 2008.